This week’s round-up of nonsense is brought to you by the fact that I finished reading Pride & Prejudice for the first time, and I had thoughts… please enjoy!
Category: Funnies
A collection of jokes written by Jennifer Whalen
Joke of the Day 9/29/25
Friends to lovers is great if you want to read about two people who love each other but spend 350 pages pretending they don’t.
Listen, enough with the Dual vs. Duet narration debate. All audiobooks should be read by one narrator who is forced to make all of the voices for each character, the way God intended.
Joke of the Day 9/17/25
My toxic trait is telling people I’m down for anything when in reality I’ve already picked out a book to read and have zero intention of leaving the couch.
Joke of the Day-9/16/25
The PR department for Fall is unrivaled, leaves are literally falling to their deaths and we’re all just like, “Oh, how cozy. I’ll have more pumpkin flavored everything please.” At this point, I’m convinced the PR team is just a bunch of white girls with a pumpkin spice addiction watching Gilmore Girls for the 58th…
Joke of the Day-9/13/25
Nothing hits harder than an American pioneer days historical romance + marriage of convenience where he takes her to the mercantile and is like, “Girl, get you a new dress and a coat for winter.” And she’s like, “I could never.” and even though he didn’t even want to get married in the first place…